Scotland's Ultimate Language & Culture App Live on iOS & Android

Whit Did
Ye Say?

Dinnae ken whit yer Scottish pals are oan aboot?
I've got ye sorted, pal!

The ultimate Scottish slang translator for iOS & Android: 1,900+ Scottish dictionary words and phrases, 4,800+ audio recordings, 600+ quiz questions, AI translator, insults, culture and pure Scottish banter β€” right in yer pocket.

App Logo Whit Did Ye Say?
LIVE TRANSLATION
Scottish "Yer bum's oot the windae"
English "You're talking nonsense"
1,900+ Dictionary Words
4,800+ Audio Recordings
600+ Quiz Questions
123 Scottish Insults
255 Survival Phrases
50+ Languages Supported
Scotland Share The Banter

Send a Scottish Insult tae a Pal

123 authentic Scottish insults β€” every one with real voice audio. Pick yer favourite, send it, and give yer pals a laugh. Pure comedy gold.

Send an Insult β†’
Whit's Inside?

Pure Dead Brilliant Features

Everything ye need tae understand the Scots, have a laugh, and learn a thing or two β€” Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Nae bother at all.

1,900+ Scottish Dictionary

A massive dictionary of Scottish words, slang, phrases, expressions and survival lines β€” all supported by real audio. Frae "braw" tae "wheesht", I've got the lot.

Browse the Dictionary β†’

AI Translator

English tae Scottish, Scottish tae English, or any of 50+ languages tae Scottish! Our AI-powered translator handles it all β€” nae bother.

4,800+ Audio Recordings

Hear every word, sentence, insult, and phrase spoken aloud with authentic Scottish pronunciation. Nae point learning if ye cannae say it right, eh?

255 Survival Phrases

Heading tae Scotland? These survival phrases wi' audio will get ye through any situation β€” frae ordering a pint tae asking for directions.

123 Scottish Insults

A belter collection of 123 Scottish insults wi' real voice audio β€” shareable wi' yer pals. Pure comedy gold, so it is.

Scottish Quiz

600+ quiz questions across meanings, translations, phrases, insults and real-world patter. Are ye a true Scot or just a wee tourist? Find oot!

324 Scottish Sentences

Full Scottish sentences wi' translations and audio. Learn how real Scots actually talk β€” no just single words, but proper patter.

Scottish Culture Hub

Discover Scottish myths, traditions, food, clans, castles, history and everyday culture. It's no just slang β€” it's heritage wi' a side of laughs.

Explore The App

Dive Deeper Intae Scotland

Every section has its own wee world tae explore β€” click in and have a proper keek.

Pure Gallus Mode

Three translation levels fae Mild tae absolutely unhinged. Pure Gallus is the full-on Glasgow street patter experience.

Explore Pure Gallus Mode

Daily Challenge

10 fresh Scottish quiz questions every single day. Can ye keep the streak alive?

Try Daily Challenges

Scottish Culture

Explore folklore, food, traditions, castles, clans, 12 Scottish myths and 20 famous Scots so the patter makes sense.

Visit Culture Hub

Scottish Myths & Legends

12 narrated stories including Nessie, selkies and kelpies. All with real Scottish voice audio and a guid bit of atmosphere.

Hear the Legends

Famous Scots

20 iconic Scottish profiles with audio narration. Fae Robert Burns tae Sir Alex Ferguson, meet the people behind the legend.

Meet Famous Scots
🎁 Scottish Gifts

Desperate for a gift an' no got a scooby?

I've picked oot the only Scottish gifts worth buying β€” because somebody had tae stop folk buying those wee tartan tins ae shortbread. Proper picks fae a real Scot.

See the Gift Guide β†’
✈️ Planning a Trip

Headin' tae Scotland an' pure bricking it?

Dinnae worry β€” I've written the only Scotland trip guide that'll actually help ye. Nae tourist waffle, nae stock photos ae bagpipers. Just proper advice fae a real Scot.

Get Yer Trip Sorted β†’
Scottish Packs

Level Up Yer Scottish

4 packs, 256 phrases total. Master the pub, survive a wedding, dominate the fitba chat, or go full immersion wi' the 7-Day Masterclass.

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60 Phrases

Pub Talk

Essential pub patter tae hold yer ain at the bar. Order a round, chat up the locals, and sound like a regular.

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60 Phrases

Football Banter

Fitba chat sorted. Whether it's the Old Firm or a Sunday league, ye'll have the patter doon.

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80 Phrases

Wedding Survival Guide

Survive a Scottish wedding wi' style. Toasts, ceilidh calls, and everything in between.

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56 Phrases

7-Day Masterclass

A week-long crash course in Scottish. Day by day, ye'll go frae tourist tae honorary Scot.

Go Pro

Unlock the Full Experience

The free version is braw, but Go Pro tae unlock unlimited translations, remove ads, get 20% off packs, and access everything. Support an indie developer while yer at it!

Monthly

Β£ 1.49 /mo
  • Unlimited AI translations
  • Ad-free experience
  • All audio pronunciations
  • 20% off all packs
  • Cancel anytime
Get Monthly

Purchases happen securely inside the app.

Lifetime

Β£ 19.99 once
Best Value
  • Unlimited AI translations
  • Ad-free forever
  • All audio pronunciations
  • 20% off all packs
  • All future updates free
  • Wall of Fame listing
Get Lifetime

Purchases happen securely inside the app.

Join the Clan

Be Part of Somethin' Braw

Come hang oot wi' fellow Scottish language enthusiasts. Share yer favourite phrases, suggest new features, and have a right good blether.

Wall of Fame

Lifetime Pro members get their name on the Wall of Fame inside the app. Yer support means the world, and I want everyone tae know it.

Whip Round

Love the app? Chuck a wee donation via the Whip Round feature tae support development and keep the Scottish banter flowing. Every penny helps!

Join the Clan

Sign up tae the mailing list and be first tae hear about new features, packs, and updates. Nae spam β€” just pure Scottish goodness.

Get a Scottish Word of the Week in yer inbox

Nae spam. Just pure Scottish patter, once a week.

Ready tae Get Sorted?

Whether ye're a tourist trying tae understand the locals, a Scot wanting tae share yer patter wi' the world, or just someone who loves a good laugh β€” this app is fur you. Wi' 1,900+ dictionary entries, 4,800+ audio recordings, 4 Scottish Packs, 2 quiz modes, and an AI translator supporting 50+ languages β€” there's nae app like it.

"If ye cannae understand them, join them."
β€” Ancient Scottish Wisdom (probably)
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